Mom left early this morning for VBS, so I was the only one left to guard the house. The chimney sweep showed up, and I kept close watch. I read the note Mom left for him, which basically said to not let me out of the house. Almost fourteen years old and they still don’t trust me.
Mom came home and the satellite TV guy showed up. He wasn’t very interesting and didn’t do much other than point at our trees. I guess he wants to cut them all down. I’d rather have trees than satellites.
Then the regular Schwan’s guy came. Can you believe it – no treats. OMG! I barked him the riot act and he promised to bring two treats the next time.
After taking me for a walk and giving me supper, Mom started to make a pizza. That meant I needed to be on floor debris patrol.
So, today I had to take care of the chimney sweep all by myself, monitor the satellite guy, remind the Schwan’s guy to bring treats and then clean the kitchen floor. What would they do without me?
I love you!