I got in big trouble today. Mom caught me eating the garbage. Why does she get so upset about this?
Humans, please explain – you’re always talking about trying to reduce, reuse and recycle. You’re making another compost pile. Then, when I try to do my part by reducing some of the tasty tidbits you willy-nilly toss away, I get into huge trouble.
It’s your own fault, anyway. You ran out of treats for me. Who can blame me for foraging around?
Do you really think I want to eat garbage? Well, I guess I do. But that’s not the point.
On to other things. I had a pretty good weekend. Here’s a picture of me monitoring my mom and dad while they ate bacon on the front porch:
I am excited about this coming weekend. My whole pack will be here! I haven’t seen my brother in such a long time.
I love my family very much. I will be so happy to see everyone. Take care!
P.S. – hey Mike, if they have really good bacon in Columbus, bring some with.