I have a beautiful coat. My veterinarian/doctor says that every time I go in for my check-up. She says my coat is soft, clean and beautiful.
I’d like to talk about a different kind of coat – the optional kind.
My mom has a $2,000 optional coat from Michael Kors. He’s the guy on Project Runway that ultimately decides what looks good and what looks like dog s**t (not mine, of course). Okay, okay, my mom got it for $179 at one of his outlet stores. But she still has it.
My sister has an optional coat from Victoria’s Secret that has buttons going down the back. What’s that about? How can you use buttons on your back?
But me – I get the $7.99 special from Old Navy:
Oh, so flattering. I’m sure Michael Kors would put me on the runway in a heartbeat.
I’m not sure what I hate the most – the rain or my raincoat.
Stay dry, everyone. I love you!