Monthly Archives: November 2010

BEARS WIN!!!! BEARS WIN!!!!

I hope you are wondering why I am SO excited about the Bears’ win today. After all, they have won in the past and while that is always a good thing, why is today’s win monumental? That’s because the Bears … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Feast

So, how was your Thanksgiving? I hope it was great. Mine was, well, satisfactory. To explain, you need to see what I was served: Not bad – a tasty combo of kibble and canned food, with one hunk of turkey. … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday to Me

I knew today was a special day as soon as I woke up. It’s my birthday! I’m 14 years old. That’s 98 in human years. And take a look at this 98-year-old gal: Wow! I look like a puppy! I … Continue reading

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That’s So Funny I Forgot to Laugh

My parents can be sadistic morons. I know they love me and all that, but honestly they find the strangest things humorous. Take this morning. There I was, dutifully guarding the foot of their bed, when my collar got caught … Continue reading

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Can’t Buy Me Love

My mom and dad bought me a chew toy many, many years ago that I absolutely loved. They used to call it my grenade. It looked a little like a short, fat turkey leg bone, or perhaps a white grenade. … Continue reading

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Workin’ for the Weekend

I just love weekends. Turns out, my dad didn’t drive to Illinois – instead, he came home. And that meant bacon galore! I spent most of the morning barking for bacon. Here’s a picture of me showing amazing restraint by … Continue reading

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Down in the Dumps

I must confess I haven’t been my usual perky self this past week. I’m actually a little depressed. First of all, I won’t see my dad for two weeks. Then, my brother won’t be home for Thanksgiving (thank goodness my … Continue reading

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