My parents can be sadistic morons. I know they love me and all that, but honestly they find the strangest things humorous.
Take this morning. There I was, dutifully guarding the foot of their bed, when my collar got caught on a thread from the area rug. What – you don’t think that sounds hilarious? Well, guess who DID think it was. Here are some pictures of me suffering the indignity of having a rug hanging from my neck:
I’ll bet you’re just doubled over in laughter, right? My parents sure were.
I’m going to figure out how to call the SPCA and report them. Wait, maybe I should think about that. After all, they did give me lots of treats afterward. Not just dog treats, either. I got some manna from heaven (cheese and bacon). What if the SPCA takes me to a shelter? I don’t think shelters serve manna.
OK, I’ll tolerate their idiotic sense of humor. It doesn’t happen all that often, and I do enjoy making them laugh. I hear it’s good for the soul.
But you know what? Even though I’m a Lutheran dog, I really, really think there might be a purgatory. So think about that, mom & dad, the next time you’re having a few laughs at my expense. Guess who gets the last laugh in purgatory!!!
I love you and hope you get something to laugh about today!