Top Chef Dog

My mom loves watching Top Chef on TV. She doesn’t cook any of their dishes, but she enjoys the program.

I consider myself to have a refined sense of taste and enjoy fine dining. In recent memory I often sampled a wide variety of beer, cheese, garbage and, of course, bacon. All that is gone.

Time to move on. Today, while Mom was giving a piano lesson, I took advantage of her preoccupation and pounced on this delicious delicacy:

Yeah, it’s a dishrag. I ate half of it. Before you judge, keep in mind that I’m a bacon junkie going through cold turkey withdrawal.

Actually, this is nothing new. When I had unlimited access to the basement I’d eat cloth all the time. I’d eat shirts, pants, whatever. Mom and Dad used to think there was something wrong with the dryer, and they took the whole thing apart trying to figure out why their clothing was shredded and had holes in it. Hah!!! It was me – the joke’s on you!

Uh 0h…..I’ve gotta go outside right now. I mean RIGHT now. OMG. This ain’t gonna be pretty.

Watch what you’re eating – I love you!

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About minniekamper

I am the world's best dog. I was born November 23, 1996 and I went to live with the world's luckiest family on February 1, 1997. I love bacon.
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One Response to Top Chef Dog

  1. phillydad says:

    I have heard of high fiber diets but this is taking it to its extreme. How did you get access to the dish cloth? Is this a new trick where you pull up a chair or did you just use your super jumping skills? As for cooking I have had many food network dishes that were excellent as you know because I have seen you sniffing the counter tops and waiting for a chance to use you counter top skills .

    Your kin is still in the tournament, the Bulldogs of Butler and I hope they can make it all the way this year.

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