And this is why: I sent my mom a Mother’s Day card. And I sent it via the United States Postal System. Not a cheesy e-card or something that I chewed on and left by her desk. This was official.
Alright, for you doubting Thomases, here’s a closer look:
See?? Told you so.
Mom just left the room so now I can come clean. I have NO idea how I accomplished this. I’ve been watching a lot of “Cash Cab” with Mom, but they never had a question about how a dog can mail a card. Well, let’s keep this mum between you and me, because Mom has been showing me the love ever since she got it.
Here’s something I wish I could give to Mom:
It’s my K9 Advantix, which keeps bugs away. A black fly got to Mom. She’s allergic to black flies and here’s what it’s done so far:
That is so gross I could throw up. Oh, I already did on the expensive dining room rug. Mom says her foot will get way worse but I think she can spare us the visual updates.
I love you, and a special shout-out to whoever helped me with the card!