Wow – I Really AM The World’s Best Dog!

And this is why: I sent my mom a Mother’s Day card. And I sent it via the United States Postal System. Not a cheesy e-card or something that I chewed on and left by her desk. This was official.

Alright, for you doubting Thomases, here’s a closer look:

See?? Told you so.

Mom just left the room so now I can come clean. I have NO idea how I accomplished this. I’ve been watching a lot of “Cash Cab” with Mom, but they never had a question about how a dog can mail a card. Well, let’s keep this mum between you and me, because Mom has been showing me the love ever since she got it.

Here’s something I wish I could give to Mom:

It’s my K9 Advantix, which keeps bugs away. A black fly got to Mom. She’s allergic to black flies and here’s what it’s done so far:

That is so gross I could throw up. Oh, I already did on the expensive dining room rug. Mom says her foot will get way worse but I think she can spare us the visual updates.

I love you, and a special shout-out to whoever helped me with the card!


About minniekamper

I am the world's best dog. I was born November 23, 1996 and I went to live with the world's luckiest family on February 1, 1997. I love bacon.
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2 Responses to Wow – I Really AM The World’s Best Dog!

  1. Courtney says:

    Oh wow, that’s amazing!

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