I’m Just a Wild Animal

I guess I brought it on myself. I woke up around 6:30, went into the dining room, and threw up. Not so unusual, although it’s been a week or so. Then I decided to pee on the rug and pranced into my parents’ bedroom as if nothing had happened.

Mom got out of bed and noticed my swath of destruction. She also noticed my nonchalant attitude. It was then that I knew she had it out for me.

“Minn, you look like a cheetah”, she says. Hmm….

       

I’m not seeing the resemblance. But then, she brings out her water-boarding “enhanced interrogation” tools:

It happened. I got a bath.

Afterwards, Mom said I acted like a water buffalo:

And then like a gazelle:

And, I haven’t forgotten that the World’s Best Dog has the World’s Best Dad:

It’s been five years since my dad has lived with me. I’m looking forward to seeing you soon!

I love you!

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About minniekamper

I am the world's best dog. I was born November 23, 1996 and I went to live with the world's luckiest family on February 1, 1997. I love bacon.
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