I have a new dog-cousin! Her name is Dotty, and here she is:
She’s going to help Toby and Tyler. She’ll help Toby stay calm (my mom could REALLY use that, too) and she’s going to help Tyler know when peanuts are around. I sure hope I get to meet her!
Hey – Dotty looks an awful lot like me! Maybe I could be a service dog, too:
But what would my function be? No way can I help Mom – that would involved flattening the universe to an angle that doesn’t exceed 5 degrees. My Dad just needs to live with us, and I can’t help him with that, either.
So I’m just going to continue being the World’s Best Dog, and hope that is enough. I love you!