Actually, I really like the snow. We’ve haven’t had much of it this winter. Mixing it up can be good, right? So I asked my parents to let me out just so I could relish the new snowiness:
I’m a really good shaker. Here are pictures of me pre and post shake. Note the snow-on- black spots ratio:
I am amazing. I know it looks photoshopped, but think about it. Photoshopping is WAY beyond Mom’s computing abilities. And I know that. So yeah, I’m amazing.
My parents are still on their popcorn kick. They make it using butter-flavor grapeseed oil and all-natural cheddar cheese flavoring. No GMOs, pesticides, food colorings, etc. It’s yummy. Here I’m trying to use my best spooky eyes and tongue look to get some:
Finally, I want to show you something I saw online. Mom thinks I follow her into the computer room because I want to be with her. Yeah, whatever. I do it because want to check out the internet! If only she wouldn’t play those stupid games like Zuma, or Word Whiz. I like reading Crooks and Liars, and Mother Jones. Anyway, I saw something today that I found rather disturbing:
You all know how much I love bacon. God knows I miss it, and I know there is bacon in heaven. I don’t want to be a hypocrite but this…..what are you thinking, humans?
But I still love you!
P.S. Do you think I can have some of that formula??