Spring Ahead

Did you remember to get up an hour earlier this morning? I did, and trotted out to the dining room. This usually means I’m going to throw up on the rug, but today I knew the clock needed to be moved ahead:

How am I going to get in there? And if I manage to accomplish that feat, how am I going to move the hour hand? Where’s Mom and Dad? They’re supposed to take of this stuff.

It was then that I realized my parents had forgotten to get up early. OMG! They were oversleeping! Time to sound the alarm:

After about five minutes of alarm-sounding, they finally got going. And boy, was I going to regret that. Guess what they had planned for me – that which must never be spoken out loud:

I think I hate that dog. It’s like having a picture of a smiling baby on a bottle of anthrax.

Afterwards, for some unknown reason, I started shivering. This alarmed my parents, who responded by swaddling me in blankets and towels, and put me on their bed:

I was faking it. Hey, why should I have to watch HBO all alone on the floor?

The weather was great. When the movie was over and I stopped shivering, Mom took me out for a spring walk:


I must admit, the bath took my stunning good looks to a new level.

I love you!


About minniekamper

I am the world's best dog. I was born November 23, 1996 and I went to live with the world's luckiest family on February 1, 1997. I love bacon.
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One Response to Spring Ahead

  1. PhillyDad says:

    You look so good. I hope it was worth it to risk your life for fashion.

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