I’m Still Here

Mom’s been getting some concerned phone calls from friends and family:  “Is Minnie alright? She hasn’t posted!!”


Yeah, I’m hanging in there. And it’s hard to come up with a post when you move just a couple times a day.  But I’ll bring you up to speed.

After taking a break from consuming calories, I started eating again last week. That is, so long as the main ingredient was bacon, ham and/or braunschweiger. I’ve developed a special penchant for ham. I’m sure the salt is good for my failing kidneys.

I took another, shorter break from eating yesterday, just to keep my parents on their toes. Otherwise, they might try to get me back to a turkey, oats and brown rice regimen. Not enough gusto for me anymore!

Due to my incredible creativity and intelligence, I have found a way to protect my home from intruders without moving:


I can also growl without moving a muscle. Really.

So that’s it. Thank you for asking about me, and I love you!



About minniekamper

I am the world's best dog. I was born November 23, 1996 and I went to live with the world's luckiest family on February 1, 1997. I love bacon.
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