Mom’s been getting some concerned phone calls from friends and family: “Is Minnie alright? She hasn’t posted!!”
Yeah, I’m hanging in there. And it’s hard to come up with a post when you move just a couple times a day. But I’ll bring you up to speed.
After taking a break from consuming calories, I started eating again last week. That is, so long as the main ingredient was bacon, ham and/or braunschweiger. I’ve developed a special penchant for ham. I’m sure the salt is good for my failing kidneys.
I took another, shorter break from eating yesterday, just to keep my parents on their toes. Otherwise, they might try to get me back to a turkey, oats and brown rice regimen. Not enough gusto for me anymore!
Due to my incredible creativity and intelligence, I have found a way to protect my home from intruders without moving:
I can also growl without moving a muscle. Really.
So that’s it. Thank you for asking about me, and I love you!